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Saturday, February 9, 2008

Future Outlook

Jawbones created in the stomach of man. Hobos will soon be birthing the bone structures of all would-be movie stars.

We must now choose whether to raise our children by numbers or by words. The ability to broadcast images will eventually make language obsolete, so we may as well train people to internalize the outside world in uniform abstractions.

With population skyrocketing, the solution is obvious: remote control sperm, the "switchable alternative to vasectomy"! Women rejoice, (but beware the consequences).

Holograms, Rocketpacks, and Homes in the Sky.

Alternative Future Outlook:

Nudity, Horseheads, and Shroomery.
Posted by halfmath at 4:30 PM

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