Well, Huckabee broke through at the Kansas caucus, and the U.S. newspapers are full of stories about presidential nonsense, Iraq, and the border wars (or as I call it: Operation Mexicano). Basically, this is the same shit that has been plaguing our news for about a year, good to see that not much has changed. Technically the war in Iraq, and even the border issue to some extent, have been going on since the nineties.
The point? The news is in re-runs.
That was until I read this headline coming out of Australia: "Man hid wife in drum for 23 years." No joke.
Frederick Boyle, aged fifty-eight, hid his wife's body in a drum (imagine oil drum) for more than two decades. Supposedly, (this is Mr. Boyle's story) he found his wife at home with two bullets in her head and one of his neckties wrapped tightly around her throat. So, of course, he is startled and while in this state of distress decides to honor his wife by stuffing her in a large metal drum. Seems reasonable to me, after all he was only in his mid-thirties.
Oh yeah, by the by, London is on fire, uncontrollably on fire. We'll see how that pans out.
Well, like I said it's been an uneventful day.
And, don't remember stay tuned for my new project:
Starting the presidential campaign for Angelina Jolie in twenty-sixteen. That's right, America's first nude candidate, or as I like to say: The first politician with nothing to hide.
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