Thursday, April 17, 2008

The Good Technologies

Okay, so having established that I'm against a hive mind, I still want my very own reinforced exoskeleton. Why research mind control when we could be learning to punch through solid steel?

Thank you, true Americans, for watching pro wrestling and dope-fiend athletes. With you by my side, the nightmare of a wired collective will never burst forth from the pocketbook. Who needs better brains when you can arm wrestle a tractor?

Granted, some military goon will fuck it up and apply it to warfare, but the market will win out, right?

1 comment:

pilgrimchick said...

I knew our ongoing desire to eradicate insect populations was just an extension of our collective feelings of inadequecy. I just knew it.